- masticationDefenestration2 [MD] began pestering metallicPerspiration [MP] at 15:57 -
[03:57] MD: Hello
[03:57] MP: 'sup.
[03:57] MP: how's it hangin'?
[03:58] MD: It's all good here
[03:58] MD: you?
[03:58] MP: yeah just kinda chillin'. everything's boring nowadays
[03:59] MD: Yeah, I know what you mean. Something awesome just needs to happen. But that awesomeness seems to be delayed
[03:59] MP: yeah like seriously, are these people hiding this shit from us?
[03:59] MP: come on, i need a fucking break from damn politics.
[03:59] MD: I know right?
[04:00] MD: It's not fucking cool
[04:00] MP: whoever becomes president needs to do something fucking awesome. like, jump of the roof. while riding a fucking skateboard.
[04:00] MP: shit be so wicked.
[04:01] MD: Yeah, I'd fucking pay to see something like that. Life would actually be fucking cool for once if I were to see that
[04:01] MP: you know how much fucking money they would get? a shit ton, that's for fucking sure.
[04:02] MD: No fucking kidding.
[04:02] MD: Some people just need to get their awesome on for once
[04:02] MP: but you know what? they would probably stage the whole fucking thing. "oh mr. fucking president sorry this is fucking dangerous."
[04:03] MP: "sorry you guys, but i think you forgot I'M THE FUCKING PRESIDENT."
[04:03] MD: Yeah no kidding, "Oh but sir you could fucking die from this."
[04:04] MD: And then hopefully the president would kick that guys ass
[04:05] MP: the president would definitally kick that guys ass.
[04:05] MP: i would pay extra to see that.
[04:05] MD: Hell yeah. Like a million fucking dollars. And he'd blast that guys ass into space, i'd pay even more to see that
[04:06] MD: And that guy would be fucking buring up in the sun
[04:06] MD: *burning
[04:06] MP: my fucking god. good minds think alike, huh? man, best fucking shit ever. no doubt.
[04:06] MP: should we tell the president to do this
[04:06] MP: we should
[04:06] MD: Hell fucking yes
[04:06] MP: yes okay
[04:07] MP: i'm going to send him a fucking letter
[04:07] MP: except i'm lazy.
[04:07] MP: fuck.
[04:08] MD: Yeah maybe id fucking go to one of their meeting things and be like "Yo, pres could you skate off a building?"
[04:08] MD: "And kick someones ass at the same time?"
[04:08] MD: "It would be the best fucking thing I'd ever see."
[04:09] MP: fuck yes
[04:09] MP: and if he regects,
[04:09] MP: he's a pussy.
[04:09] MD: Yeah, I'd punch him in the goddamn face if he rejected
[04:09] MP: wouldn't you get arrested?
[04:09] MD: And scream "YOU PUSSY!"
[04:10] MD: Oh yeah I guess I probably would, that wouldn't be too good
[04:10] MP: i mean, it would definitally be worth it but still.
[04:10] MD: Yeah, unless I was actually strong enough to break those bars and escape
[04:11] MP: oh fuck.
[04:11] MP: are you?
[04:11] MD: No way in hell, it would be fucking wicked if I was though
[04:12] MP: we gotta get scientists up on this shit.
[04:12] MD: This is the fucking awesomest conversation I have ever had. You sir, are awesome
[04:13] MP: oh i fucking know. two awesome fucking minds make one even more fucking awesome like however that was possible we just did it.
[04:13] MD: Oh hell yes, I gotta add your awesomeness
[04:13] MP: oh sweet bro
- metallicPerspiration [MP] changed their mood to CHUMMY -
[04:14] MP: hang on, lemme add your sick ass to my list of fucking awesome people.
[04:14] MD: Perfect
[04:14] MD: Fucking perfect
[04:14] MP: yes
[04:14] MP: everything in the world is perfect.
[04:14] MP: except the pussy president.
[04:14] MP: he's still a pussy.
[04:15] MD: Yes exactly. We should get a new president, an awesome one
[04:15] MP: yes.
[04:15] MP: what shall we name him?
[04:15] MP: hmmm.
[04:16] MD: hmmm, let's just call him Wicked. That's the fucking best name ever
[04:16] MD: No last name, to make it even more sick
[04:16] MP: hell
[04:16] MP: fucking
[04:16] MP: yes
[04:17] MD: "Hey Wicked, go get your wickedness on!"
[04:17] MD: "You sick president, you!"
[04:18] MP: okay and
[04:18] MP: aaand
[04:18] MP: he never dies.
[04:18] MP: ever.
[04:18] MP: he stays amazing forever.
[04:18] MP: and awesome.
[04:18] MD: He's immortal. Like holy shit, that's fucking amazing right there
[04:18] MP: yes.
[04:19] MP: and he CAN skateboard off of a building while kicking someone's ass.
[04:19] MD: He gets shot in the head by an assassinator and still survives, that assassin would be fucking amazed that he would throw up rainbows
[04:19] MD: Yes exactly
[04:19] MP: oh god.
[04:20] MP: this is perfect.
[04:20] MD: He'd kick that ass so hard that they'd also puke up sick rainbows
[04:21] MP: oh god, i would pay so much more to see that.
[04:21] MP: take all of my moneys.
[04:21] MP: all of it.
[04:21] MD: And then his throwup, would be rainbow rain
[04:21] MD: Hell yes
[04:21] MP: wait
[04:21] MP: so it would rain rainbow puke
[04:21] MD: Yes, isn't that sick? literally
[04:22] MP: yes
[04:22] MP: very.
[04:22] MP: but still awesome.
[04:22] MP: kinda
[04:22] MD: Oh shit, I think I just fucked the awesomeness up
[04:22] MD: Scratch that then
[04:23] MP: nah it's cool. it only rains on the bad guys though.
[04:23] MP: because that shit is fucked up.
[04:23] MP: on so many levels.
[04:23] MD: Yeah, I know man.
[04:24] MD: That shit would fuck those bad guys up though
[04:24] MP: oh yeah.
[04:24] MD: It would be acidic to them, and make them hallucinate
[04:24] MD: Those asshole badguys
[04:24] MP: yeah seriously, leave that old lady's purse alone.
[04:25] MD: Yeah
[04:26] MP: but what if it was the bad guy's girlfriend's purse and the old lady stole it?
[04:26] MP: oh shit.
[04:26] MD: Oh shit. And then what if a dragon came and ate it
[04:26] MD: That would be fucked up
[04:26] MP: oh what
[04:26] MP: rainbow dragon
[04:26] MP: make of fire
[04:26] MP: sick fires
[04:27] MD: Hell fucking yes, that dragon would fuck you up
[04:28] MD: And the fire was fucking rainbow too
[04:28] MP: oh
[04:28] MP: my
[04:28] MP: god
[04:28] MP: yes
[04:28] MD: That fire would and that dragon would be so fucking sick that looking at it would make you want to gouge your eyes out from it's sheer awesomeness
[04:29] MP: my god.
[04:29] MP: and the only one who is able to stand it is
[04:29] MP: the president.
[04:29] MP: fuckyeah.
[04:29] MD: Fucking shit, Wicked is amazing. That wicked asshole
[04:30] MP: fucking yes.
[04:30] MD: Wicked's all like "That shit's awesome, but not as awesome as me."
[04:30] MP: and everyone agrees. even the dragon.
[04:30] MP: even the old lady.
[04:30] MD: Exactly
[04:30] MP: even the lamp. even the fucking lamp.
[04:31] MD: All hail the sick president! And they all bow down to him, even the fucking animals
[04:31] MP: fucking animals.
[04:31] MP: damn.
[04:31] MP: he's just too awesome.
[04:31] MD: and inanimate objects, they'd be bowing down to him.
[04:32] MP: like
[04:32] MP: how?
[04:32] MP: because he's awesome.
[04:32] MP: take that logic.
[04:32] MD: Exactly. He's so awesome that the objects came to life just so they could bow down to him
[04:33] MP: yes.
[04:33] MD: Even Slenderman be bowin' to him
[04:33] MP: oh fuck.
[04:33] MP: shit just got real.
[04:34] MD: Shit just got so real that I can't even believe it
[04:34] MD: Yet it's so sick
[04:35] MD: All at the same time
[04:36] MD: And slenderman now has a face
[04:36] MD: Because Wicked's just that awesome
[04:36] MP: no one can
[04:36] MP: but it's too real
[04:36] MP: to be
[04:36] MP: unreal
[04:36] MP: or something.
[04:37] MP: OH SHIT
[04:37] MD: Exactly. Motherfucking exactly.
[04:37] MP: oh
[04:37] MP: fucking
[04:37] MP: shit
[04:38] MP: man we have the best fucking president ever.
[04:38] MD: I know right. I just can't fucking get over it
[04:39] MP: he can though. because he's that awesome.
[04:39] MD: Ex-fucking-actly
[04:39] MP: i bet if there was a fucking princess being trapped by a dragon, he'd say "fuck the princess" and take the fucking dragon like a boss.
[04:40] MD: Like seriously. And that princess bitch would fall in love with Wicked, and he'd be like havin' a one night stand with her, and then he'd stab her in the face
[04:40] MP: fuck yes
[04:40] MP: and it would all be legal
[04:41] MP: because he's the president
[04:41] MP: and he's awesome
[04:41] MD: And he don't take shit from no one, anyone protesting his sick laws would all be blown up just by him staring at those assholes
[04:42] MP: oh hell fucking yes.
[04:42] MD: And we forgot to mention that he fucking had rainbow colored eyes
[04:42] MP: OH SHIT
[04:42] MP: shit just got serious
[04:43] MD: So motherfucking seriously sick
[04:43] MD: in all it's seriousness
[04:44] MP: but still awesome
[04:44] MP: awesomely serious
[04:44] MD: Exactly, and no one can mess with this awesomeness
[04:45] MP: yes
[04:45] MP: except the president himself
[04:45] MD: And oh shit I gotta motherfucking go, talk to you sick ass later!
[04:46] MP: see you you awesome motherfucker!
[04:46] MD: See ya
Just a pesterchum conversation that I had. I was MD.