- masticationDefenestration2 [MD] began pestering metallicPerspiration [MP] at 15:57 -

[03:57] MD: Hello

[03:57] MP: 'sup.

[03:57] MP: how's it hangin'?

[03:58] MD: It's all good here

[03:58] MD: you?

[03:58] MP: yeah just kinda chillin'. everything's boring nowadays

[03:59] MD: Yeah, I know what you mean. Something awesome just needs to happen. But that awesomeness seems to be delayed

[03:59] MP: yeah like seriously, are these people hiding this shit from us?

[03:59] MP: come on, i need a fucking break from damn politics.

[03:59] MD: I know right?

[04:00] MD: It's not fucking cool

[04:00] MP: whoever becomes president needs to do something fucking awesome. like, jump of the roof. while riding a fucking skateboard.

[04:00] MP: shit be so wicked.

[04:01] MD: Yeah, I'd fucking pay to see something like that. Life would actually be fucking cool for once if I were to see that

[04:01] MP: you know how much fucking money they would get? a shit ton, that's for fucking sure.

[04:02] MD: No fucking kidding.

[04:02] MD: Some people just need to get their awesome on for once

[04:02] MP: but you know what? they would probably stage the whole fucking thing. "oh mr. fucking president sorry this is fucking dangerous."

[04:03] MP: "sorry you guys, but i think you forgot I'M THE FUCKING PRESIDENT."

[04:03] MD: Yeah no kidding, "Oh but sir you could fucking die from this."

[04:04] MD: And then hopefully the president would kick that guys ass

[04:05] MP: the president would definitally kick that guys ass.

[04:05] MP: i would pay extra to see that.

[04:05] MD: Hell yeah. Like a million fucking dollars. And he'd blast that guys ass into space, i'd pay even more to see that

[04:06] MD: And that guy would be fucking buring up in the sun

[04:06] MD: *burning

[04:06] MP: my fucking god. good minds think alike, huh? man, best fucking shit ever. no doubt.

[04:06] MP: should we tell the president to do this

[04:06] MP: we should

[04:06] MD: Hell fucking yes

[04:06] MP: yes okay

[04:07] MP: i'm going to send him a fucking letter

[04:07] MP: except i'm lazy.

[04:07] MP: fuck.

[04:08] MD: Yeah maybe id fucking go to one of their meeting things and be like "Yo, pres could you skate off a building?"

[04:08] MD: "And kick someones ass at the same time?"

[04:08] MD: "It would be the best fucking thing I'd ever see."

[04:09] MP: fuck yes

[04:09] MP: and if he regects,

[04:09] MP: he's a pussy.

[04:09] MD: Yeah, I'd punch him in the goddamn face if he rejected

[04:09] MP: wouldn't you get arrested?

[04:09] MD: And scream "YOU PUSSY!"

[04:10] MD: Oh yeah I guess I probably would, that wouldn't be too good

[04:10] MP: i mean, it would definitally be worth it but still.

[04:10] MD: Yeah, unless I was actually strong enough to break those bars and escape

[04:11] MP: oh fuck.

[04:11] MP: are you?

[04:11] MD: No way in hell, it would be fucking wicked if I was though

[04:12] MP: we gotta get scientists up on this shit.

[04:12] MD: This is the fucking awesomest conversation I have ever had. You sir, are awesome

[04:13] MP: oh i fucking know. two awesome fucking minds make one even more fucking awesome like however that was possible we just did it.

[04:13] MD: Oh hell yes, I gotta add your awesomeness

[04:13] MP: oh sweet bro

- metallicPerspiration [MP] changed their mood to CHUMMY -

[04:14] MP: hang on, lemme add your sick ass to my list of fucking awesome people.

[04:14] MD: Perfect

[04:14] MD: Fucking perfect

[04:14] MP: yes

[04:14] MP: everything in the world is perfect.

[04:14] MP: except the pussy president.

[04:14] MP: he's still a pussy.

[04:15] MD: Yes exactly. We should get a new president, an awesome one

[04:15] MP: yes.

[04:15] MP: what shall we name him?

[04:15] MP: hmmm.

[04:16] MD: hmmm, let's just call him Wicked. That's the fucking best name ever

[04:16] MD: No last name, to make it even more sick

[04:16] MP: hell

[04:16] MP: fucking

[04:16] MP: yes

[04:17] MD: "Hey Wicked, go get your wickedness on!"

[04:17] MD: "You sick president, you!"

[04:18] MP: okay and

[04:18] MP: aaand

[04:18] MP: he never dies.

[04:18] MP: ever.

[04:18] MP: he stays amazing forever.

[04:18] MP: and awesome.

[04:18] MD: He's immortal. Like holy shit, that's fucking amazing right there

[04:18] MP: yes.

[04:19] MP: and he CAN skateboard off of a building while kicking someone's ass.

[04:19] MD: He gets shot in the head by an assassinator and still survives, that assassin would be fucking amazed that he would throw up rainbows

[04:19] MD: Yes exactly

[04:19] MP: oh god.

[04:20] MP: this is perfect.

[04:20] MD: He'd kick that ass so hard that they'd also puke up sick rainbows

[04:21] MP: oh god, i would pay so much more to see that.

[04:21] MP: take all of my moneys.

[04:21] MP: all of it.

[04:21] MD: And then his throwup, would be rainbow rain

[04:21] MD: Hell yes

[04:21] MP: wait

[04:21] MP: so it would rain rainbow puke

[04:21] MD: Yes, isn't that sick? literally

[04:22] MP: yes

[04:22] MP: very.

[04:22] MP: but still awesome.

[04:22] MP: kinda

[04:22] MD: Oh shit, I think I just fucked the awesomeness up

[04:22] MD: Scratch that then

[04:23] MP: nah it's cool. it only rains on the bad guys though.

[04:23] MP: because that shit is fucked up.

[04:23] MP: on so many levels.

[04:23] MD: Yeah, I know man.

[04:24] MD: That shit would fuck those bad guys up though

[04:24] MP: oh yeah.

[04:24] MD: It would be acidic to them, and make them hallucinate

[04:24] MD: Those asshole badguys

[04:24] MP: yeah seriously, leave that old lady's purse alone.

[04:25] MD: Yeah

[04:26] MP: but what if it was the bad guy's girlfriend's purse and the old lady stole it?

[04:26] MP: oh shit.

[04:26] MD: Oh shit. And then what if a dragon came and ate it

[04:26] MD: That would be fucked up

[04:26] MP: oh what

[04:26] MP: rainbow dragon

[04:26] MP: make of fire

[04:26] MP: sick fires

[04:27] MD: Hell fucking yes, that dragon would fuck you up

[04:28] MD: And the fire was fucking rainbow too

[04:28] MP: oh

[04:28] MP: my

[04:28] MP: god

[04:28] MP: yes

[04:28] MD: That fire would and that dragon would be so fucking sick that looking at it would make you want to gouge your eyes out from it's sheer awesomeness

[04:29] MP: my god.

[04:29] MP: and the only one who is able to stand it is

[04:29] MP: the president.

[04:29] MP: fuckyeah.

[04:29] MD: Fucking shit, Wicked is amazing. That wicked asshole

[04:30] MP: fucking yes.

[04:30] MD: Wicked's all like "That shit's awesome, but not as awesome as me."

[04:30] MP: and everyone agrees. even the dragon.

[04:30] MP: even the old lady.

[04:30] MD: Exactly

[04:30] MP: even the lamp. even the fucking lamp.

[04:31] MD: All hail the sick president! And they all bow down to him, even the fucking animals

[04:31] MP: fucking animals.

[04:31] MP: damn.

[04:31] MP: he's just too awesome.

[04:31] MD: and inanimate objects, they'd be bowing down to him.

[04:32] MP: like

[04:32] MP: how?

[04:32] MP: because he's awesome.

[04:32] MP: take that logic.

[04:32] MD: Exactly. He's so awesome that the objects came to life just so they could bow down to him

[04:33] MP: yes.

[04:33] MD: Even Slenderman be bowin' to him

[04:33] MP: oh fuck.

[04:33] MP: shit just got real.

[04:34] MD: Shit just got so real that I can't even believe it

[04:34] MD: Yet it's so sick

[04:35] MD: All at the same time

[04:36] MD: And slenderman now has a face

[04:36] MD: Because Wicked's just that awesome

[04:36] MP: no one can

[04:36] MP: but it's too real

[04:36] MP: to be

[04:36] MP: unreal

[04:36] MP: or something.

[04:37] MP: OH SHIT

[04:37] MD: Exactly. Motherfucking exactly.

[04:37] MP: oh

[04:37] MP: fucking

[04:37] MP: shit

[04:38] MP: man we have the best fucking president ever.

[04:38] MD: I know right. I just can't fucking get over it

[04:39] MP: he can though. because he's that awesome.

[04:39] MD: Ex-fucking-actly

[04:39] MP: i bet if there was a fucking princess being trapped by a dragon, he'd say "fuck the princess" and take the fucking dragon like a boss.

[04:40] MD: Like seriously. And that princess bitch would fall in love with Wicked, and he'd be like havin' a one night stand with her, and then he'd stab her in the face

[04:40] MP: fuck yes

[04:40] MP: and it would all be legal

[04:41] MP: because he's the president

[04:41] MP: and he's awesome

[04:41] MD: And he don't take shit from no one, anyone protesting his sick laws would all be blown up just by him staring at those assholes

[04:42] MP: oh hell fucking yes.

[04:42] MD: And we forgot to mention that he fucking had rainbow colored eyes

[04:42] MP: OH SHIT

[04:42] MP: shit just got serious

[04:43] MD: So motherfucking seriously sick

[04:43] MD: in all it's seriousness

[04:44] MP: but still awesome

[04:44] MP: awesomely serious

[04:44] MD: Exactly, and no one can mess with this awesomeness

[04:45] MP: yes

[04:45] MP: except the president himself

[04:45] MD: And oh shit I gotta motherfucking go, talk to you sick ass later!

[04:46] MP: see you you awesome motherfucker!

[04:46] MD: See ya


Just a pesterchum conversation that I had. I was MD.